I love this woman.

[11:53] alexalovesyoux0x0@mac.com: 1. I have no idea why I’m doing this; Haley Crimmins is basically my motivation to actually for it.
2. She actually thinks she’s my motivation to live, but I think otherwise.
3. I wish I was Asian.
4. If I try to type fast, I end up spelling about seven different words wrong.
5. I wear makeup. It makes me feel somewhat sophisticated in a certain sense.
6. I’m always the fall asleep first whenever I sleep over somebody’s house, but I’m always the last person asleep at my own.
7. I seriously will randomly break out into song if that’s what my heart’s feeling at that moment.
8. I enjoy Disney movies, like the princesses.
9. I’ll keep your secret if you trust me. But surprisingly, only a handful does.
10. I really think that the grossest thing in the world is pork chops. And porn, but that’s another story.

[11:54] alexalovesyoux0x0@mac.com: 1. I wish everyone dressed like we were in the 50’s. That’d be hot.
2. The new season of Gossip Girl starts on my birthday, September 14th. And that’s probably going to be the best gift I get this year.
3. I think that when Mark LeBeau wears that vest, it gives him a sense of confidence that nobody can strip from him, and I have some odd level of respect for that.
4. Haley, try tomato on a plain bagel with cream cheese, it totally changed my outlook on tomatoes.
5. Sometimes, when I’m alone in my house, I’ll get in this dress that I have and fix my hair and makeup nice, and get in front of a mirror and blast “I Feel Pretty” and basically be Maria from West Side Story.
6. I hate my hair.
7. Jeanine Mason is basically the most perfect dancer to ever be on national television.
8. Anthony Crosbie’s real name is AJ.
9. I tried to sneak out my window one time. I locked myself out of the house.
10. I really want to have my birthday party at IKEA, cause I love IKEA.

[11:54] H4L3Yhatesyou: lmfao “anthony crosbie’s real name is AJ
[11:55] alexalovesyoux0x0@mac.com: 1. Dance basically took over my life.
2. I don’t have MySpace cause I’m afraid that one day some stalker man will show up at my doorway with my profile paragraph memorized to a t. (caughHaleycough)
3. My AIM may be alexalovesyoux0x0, but that’s probably a lie.
4. I think it would be really cool if I could stand on my head.
5. One time, I spend a whole day listening to Jason Mraz songs and tried to find ways that they could relate to me.
6. My bedroom is orange and white.
7. My toothbrush is the same colors as my room.
8. I usually smell like vanilla, cause that’s the way the lotion I wear smells; Chris Betancourt always makes a point to tell me this.
9. I learned how to ride a bike at age 13. However, my mom doesn’t let me cross the street because I can’t ride in a straight line.
10. WOAHHHHHH WERE HALFWAY THERE!

[11:56] alexalovesyoux0x0@mac.com: 1. I think that the show Glee on FOX is going to be one of those shows that you mark your calendars for.
2. I like the smell of crayons. And the smell of Christmas trees. And burning wood.
3. I can’t get a tan if my life depended on it.
4. I love to travel, and I’m dying to get out of the country.
5. I really like when I have to drive up to dance conventions in Orlando alone with my mom cause then we don’t fight and we actually have a good time together.
6. When Harry Met Sally and Breakfast at Tiffany’s are the definitions of epic movies.
7. Sean Wadsworth= Seth Rogen. Drew Lovera= Borat. Eric Vites= Chris Griffin. Enough said.
8. I really enjoy cheesecake.
9. New York City is my real hometown, even though my parents insist its Weston, Florida.
10. Broadway is my calling.

[11:56] H4L3Yhatesyou: WHOAAAAA LIVIN ON A PRAYER
[11:56] alexalovesyoux0x0@mac.com: 1. Will Ferrell in Elf is my favorite role in a movie.
2. With the exception of numbers 36 and 41, Enchanted is my favorite movie. I am princess Giselle. I sing to animals and I will soothe you with a beautiful ballad.
3. I have a scary voice.
4. I cried when Michael Jackson died.
5. I actually prayed that I would get Mrs. Sanderson for English class, and God answered me.
6. I’m afraid of hurting anyone, because I know it will just end up hurting myself.
7. I’ll speak my mind to you if you give me the chance to.
8. My straightening iron is my prized possession, along with my phone and laptop.
9. My lyrical large group dance is to a cover of “Don’t Stop Believing’” Seventh grade, representttt (:
10. All of my smiley faces go to the left.

[11:56] alexalovesyoux0x0@mac.com: 1. Canal Street is a very scary place.
2. I’m short and I have small ears.
3. My eyes are too big for my face. My brother says I look like the hamster thing from Madagascar.
4. If I was Asian, number 53 wouldn’t be a problem.
5. Haley and me make FML posts that tell exactly what happened to us today, explaining why our lives are fucked.
6. I don’t like cursing a lot, but some things have to be said sometimes,
7. Please Recycle, and Always Smile.
8. I’ll have what she’s having.
9. I think koalas are adorable little fur balls.
10. Uniforms are ugly.
11. Can you imagine Grahaem in an army uniform? Damn, boy.
12. Is this enough, Haley?

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